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You can’t win ( with a nod to the real Jack Black)

Hey Kids – The Dick here. Long time no speak. How’s it going out there? Feelin’ a bit different since last time we were on the case? Well, here we are post election, if ya could call it that. Hangin’ chads ? Chicken feed. As usual, all promises will be revoked. The modern human race? […]

B(l)ank Point

 Evesham High Street, Maundy Thursday, at approximately 16.50. Yours truly is returning some DVDs to BlockBusters video store; a short break in London is on the cards - and I’m in need of money. I’d already passed a sleek looking cash machine, but this man has a preference for the black steed and I didn’t […]

Communication? Phcuk me!

I’ve just been watching an episode of Star Trek; STIs in outer space? Cor blimey luv, not there too! To quote John Cooper Clark, the bard of Beasley Street with his tongue firmly in cheek “it’s bad enough with another race, but phcuk me a monster from outer space!” (taken from his epic - ‘I […]

Private Dick’s New Bike for Britain

Now, the other day I was asked by my wife to put up a new shelf in our bathroom. She had seen the shelf in one of those glossy consumer magazines and following a debate with her friends and family had decided that this shelf was the right one to replace the existing shelf. She […]

Private Dick’s Big Bang Theory

“The male salmon is as pugnacious as the little stickleback….” Charles Darwin
“He’s an intelligent bloke, why doesn’t he wear one?”  The Semen Skater
Watching a TV programme on Darwinism the other night, I couldn’t help but think about Mr Jarvis Cocker’s rockin’ beat combo Pulp and their popular music ditty Common People. Here we are spinning […]

Private Dick’s Discourse - or The Case of The Man in Need of a Pair of Binoculars

Well, let’s take a look at the past few months, let’s be contentious and up the ante. Stealth taxes have made the populace meaner, people having twigged they now have less in their pockets. The working classes ( and dare we use the term ‘working’ in these classless times? One M. Thatcher supposedly having done […]

Thought we’d gone away?

I watched a programme tonight about pensioners and their hardships in relation to keeping themselves warm on a State pension in Britain - given that fuel prices have risen by 73 percent since 1970. Last week’s news covered how much petroleum companies had made in profit… Coincidence? I think not. The real money is in […]

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