Hey kids, it’s the Dick – back again, pickin’ up the baton of sexual health, and handing over a Christmas cracker. That’s right, just a gentle reminder folks before you go wielding the turkey baster and roastin’ yer meat, that STIs ain’t just for Christmas…with a nudge to an earlier posting by the Skater, that that [...]
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Hey Kids – The Dick here. Long time no speak. How’s it going out there? Feelin’ a bit different since last time we were on the case? Well, here we are post election, if ya could call it that. Hangin’ chads ? Chicken feed. As usual, all promises will be revoked. The modern human race? [...]
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 Evesham High Street, Maundy Thursday, at approximately 16.50. Yours truly is returning some DVDs to BlockBusters video store; a short break in London is on the cards – and I’m in need of money. I’d already passed a sleek looking cash machine, but this man has a preference for the black steed and I didn’t [...]
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I’ve just been watching an episode of Star Trek; STIs in outer space? Cor blimey luv, not there too! To quote John Cooper Clark, the bard of Beasley Street with his tongue firmly in cheek “it’s bad enough with another race, but phcuk me a monster from outer space!” (taken from his epic – ‘I [...]
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Now, the other day I was asked by my wife to put up a new shelf in our bathroom. She had seen the shelf in one of those glossy consumer magazines and following a debate with her friends and family had decided that this shelf was the right one to replace the existing shelf. She [...]
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“The male salmon is as pugnacious as the little stickleback….” Charles Darwin “He’s an intelligent bloke, why doesn’t he wear one?” The Semen Skater Watching a TV programme on Darwinism the other night, I couldn’t help but think about Mr Jarvis Cocker’s rockin’ beat combo Pulp and their popular music ditty Common People. Here we [...]
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Well, let’s take a look at the past few months, let’s be contentious and up the ante. Stealth taxes have made the populace meaner, people having twigged they now have less in their pockets. The working classes ( and dare we use the term ‘working’ in these classless times? One M. Thatcher supposedly having done [...]
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