May 2nd, 2009, Written by
Private Dick
 Evesham High Street, Maundy Thursday, at approximately 16.50. Yours truly is returning some DVDs to BlockBusters video store; a short break in London is on the cards - and I’m in need of money. I’d already passed a sleek looking cash machine, but this man has a preference for the black steed and I didn’t […]
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January 18th, 2009, Written by
Private Dick
I’ve just been watching an episode of Star Trek; STIs in outer space? Cor blimey luv, not there too! To quote John Cooper Clark, the bard of Beasley Street with his tongue firmly in cheek “it’s bad enough with another race, but phcuk me a monster from outer space!” (taken from his epic - âI […]
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November 28th, 2008, Written by
Private Dick
Now, the other day I was asked by my wife to put up a new shelf in our bathroom. She had seen the shelf in one of those glossy consumer magazines and following a debate with her friends and family had decided that this shelf was the right one to replace the existing shelf. She […]
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November 13th, 2008, Written by
Semen Skater
Sitting in my dentist’s waiting room earlier this week, and feeling apprehensive about my forthcoming checkup, I picked up a copy of The Times. In the health section of said paper was an article on the debate that Ms Fatale has described in the previous blog entry - the debate over whether in the UK […]
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October 8th, 2008, Written by
Talulah Fatale
What is it about labia? Vulvas? Why don’t we ever get to SEE any? I don’t mean the milions of trimmed, shaved, surgically enhanced, photo-shopped, spread-eagled, fingered, f#ck#d, gushing examples plastered all over the interent and the top shelf mags..I mean ordinary, usual, lady flaps with a good old minge bush and a bit of […]
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September 17th, 2008, Written by
Private Dick
“The male salmon is as pugnacious as the little stickleback….” Charles Darwin
“He’s an intelligent bloke, why doesn’t he wear one?” The Semen Skater
Watching a TV programme on Darwinism the other night, I couldnât help but think about Mr Jarvis Cockerâs rockinâ beat combo Pulp and their popular music ditty Common People. Here we are spinning […]
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July 24th, 2008, Written by
Semen Skater
Hope…
In the news this week - at last ’a breakthrough’ with regard to treatment for prostate cancer. Hailed in a BBC News article as ‘the most significant advance in the field for 70 years’, and cautiously applauded in other news articles, it is claimed that the drug Abiraterone, which works by blocking the hormones which cause the cancer […]
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